if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
I’m fucking done with this site
Priest Cas and Sinner Dean Unknown artist
Dr. Dean and Castiel. I love the AU take on this. By the awesome euclase and yes, I agree she is very talented.
I Like To Feel Human Things by SmallWorld-Inc
I am re posting this one too because the artist took the time to tell me the mistake in the title (I will remove the old one so please re blog this one and show your support) This is one of my favorite artist and one of the reasons I took to enjoying SPN erotic art,so respect the artist and also look at her site on http://smallworld-inc.deviantart.com/
if you’re ever feeling down just remember misha collins once kidnapped a tree, put solar lights on it, and a plaque that read “Subite vene in Orem” which translates to “And Now We Cum in the Mouth” and put it up in the middle of the street in LA
for those shits who don’t believe me:
Oh my god John Barrowman is a teenage girl